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Youpi:
Richter mode in every game imho. excellent mobility without verging into ridiculous demi-god levels. his moveset is pretty much perfect.
Kurobake:
yeah, all the little nuances that evolved over the years between rondo of blood and sotn.
Kurobake:
ultimately, they really need to ask me to direct a castlevania for them imo.
Youpi:
let's direct one together right now
Youpi:
first, MC should be adult Maria with Richter's moveset + subweapons + animals
Kurobake:
YES OK
Kurobake:
first area is obviously way outside the castle in a continuous world a la cv2
Kurobake:
obviously there are towns with breakable walls
Youpi:
there needs to be some meat-in-wall lore
Youpi:
also puppies are an important theme
Kurobake:
i think so yes, i think the puppies need to be protected and cherished in-game
Kurobake:
maybe a section of the status menu dedicated to puppy-related stats
Youpi:
if you streetpass someone with nintendogs,
Kurobake:
their main dog will appear in your game and offer you advice (* must have puppy translation device )
Kurobake:
cryptic, early-rpg advice
Kurobake:
"HEAD TO PALLON FOR THE SECRET"
Kurobake:
"WOOF"
Youpi:
for the last boss music, I want Michiru Yamane to tie up Motoi Sakuraba to a chair in front of a B3 organ, slap him, and say: "Old man, this is your true calling. It's not too late." Yuzo Koshiro is watching in a corner, flustered. She slaps him again and says,
Kurobake:
"do that thing where you just play full scales and never adjust the timing in post." Sakuraba struggles to speak through the ball-gag. "What's that...? Yes OF COURSE we will be turning up the reverberation on all your percussion to the absolute human-tolerable limit, why do you think we brought you here??"
Youpi:
And that's how Dracula ended up having that weird mystical gag thing in the final game, even if they never fully explain it
Kurobake:
Fans will wonder for decades what Koshiro's actual involvement was





Hi I have just remembered I have a Soundcloud

Should I upload my BEST STUFF to my soundcloud or just any RANDOM JUNK I make? It’s important I know for my personal brand as a socially engaging content creator.

ANyway w/e heres a thing.

Arnaud Savioz - Chrysanthemum In A champion! (Proof of Wind ver.)
I chose the title of this song by using random words from songs by my idol Motoi Sakuraba-sensei then just phoned in the track in 3 hours or so.

Part of the upcoming game collab Moonlit Corpse - http://moonlitcorpse.neocities.org/